bambamswife:

me: *flips dogs ear inside out*
me: can u..,. hear better like this

realitytvgifs:

Me: *Watches one episode of Mob Wives*

Someone: Hi

Me:

secretgrim:

ness-paula:

what’s tonight’s mood

cherridecay:

why why why why why why why why why

8ky:

U know when you like someone so much n it just hurts your heart

deusabinitio:

charlesoberonn:

At my funeral, I’m gonna hire somebody with a scar to look over my body and audibly whisper “I should’ve been the one to finally take you out.”

Alternatively, they could also whisper “They won’t get away with this. I’m gonna finish what you started, old friend.”

They’ll have instructions to read the room and choose which they deem best fit